happiness-is-somewhere-else:

have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls and break everything because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and it’s all wrong and you don’t feel right and i don’t know anymore. 

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

Anonymous asked:

Name: chicken nugget
Gender: don't have genitals
Height: 2 inches
Orientation: charlottesexual
Age: 2 days
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: fried
Smoking?: if you microwave me
Drinking?: if you blend me ;)
Drugs?: I'm as addictive as one
Job: being delicious
Favorite Color: brown
Favorite Band: whoever wrote the mcdonalds jingle
Siblings: my fellow nuggets
Tattoos?: no
Favorite Book?: the history of nuggets
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Hi! My name is Jahova and one time, I was playing with a carrot and I lost it… in my butthole.

Jahova

A quote for every episode: CrewCraft S1 (007/114)

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subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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tumblr: teaching people how to channel your bitterness into successful law-breaking since 2007

chillybucky:

If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.

mocridhe:

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

sometimeseveryonelives:

soggymuffins:

nosatan:

acetucker:

hulkgoesrawr:

PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

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I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

For tambokazooie.